…a former contra fighter,

hand-picked by the West to rule Afghanistan,

a CIA stooge among stooges,

a one time supporter of the Taliban,

a long-time U.S. resident,

a U.S. oil-industry consultant...

He’s our man in Kabul,

he’s their very stylish President,

who Gucci calls the world’s “most chic man,”

he’s the one and only,

Hamid Karzai!